Mike, who brought camp food so old that not only did it expire in 2003 (implying a "manufacture" date sometime in the last millennium) but the packaging had actually started to decompose, forcing him to use duct tape to keep his dinner from leaking.
Mike, who brought camp food so old that not only did it expire in 2003 (implying a "manufacture" date sometime in the last millennium) but the packaging had actually started to decompose, forcing him to use duct tape to keep his dinner from leaking.